Jeever Madness
The many town slogans of Pawnee, Indiana.
sundaystorms:

Pawnee: The Paris of America.Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana.Pawnee: Welcome, German soldiers. - After the Nazis took France, our mayor kind of panicked.Pawnee: The factory fire capital of America.Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese soldiers.Pawnee: Engage with Zorp. - For a brief time in the ’70s, our town was taken over by a cult.Pawnee: Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.Pawnee: It’s safe to be here now.Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts. - That was a lie, she sued, and so we had to change it.Pawnee: Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit.Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban soldiers.And finally, our current slogan:Pawnee: First in friendship, fourth in obesity.
Parks & Recreation 3.03 - Time Capsule

The many town slogans of Pawnee, Indiana.

sundaystorms:

Pawnee: The Paris of America.
Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana.
Pawnee: Welcome, German soldiers. - After the Nazis took France, our mayor kind of panicked.
Pawnee: The factory fire capital of America.
Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese soldiers.
Pawnee: Engage with Zorp. - For a brief time in the ’70s, our town was taken over by a cult.
Pawnee: Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.
Pawnee: It’s safe to be here now.
Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts. - That was a lie, she sued, and so we had to change it.
Pawnee: Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit.
Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban soldiers.
And finally, our current slogan:
Pawnee: First in friendship, fourth in obesity.

Parks & Recreation 3.03 - Time Capsule

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